rozhovory ktere musite videt :D

[mato]

Killing Floor na skype:
X: Střílení na ty černé s*ač jak jdou po hradbách je jako střílení na hlinení holuby.
Y: Jj...Lenže tieto skáču. Aj hryzú. Môžu ťa zabiť. Takže to vôbec nie je ako strielanie na hlinené holuby.

(Srry za češtinu:D) http://kf-wiki.com/images/d/d6/CrawlerArticle.jpg

[Grammator]

včerejší první hra na serveru:

Kolij: musime byt rychlejsi
Kolij: sme prvni
Slecinka was slain by Summoner
Sheelenec was slain by Summoner
Kolij was slain by Summoner
Slecinka: proc :d
PartBoy: MOJ TP
Neela: hlavne ze ste rychlejsi
Kolij:

Neela: decka, drzte se miho zadku
Kolij:
Kolij: komu rikas decka
Neela: tobe
Kolij:
Kolij: co kdyz reknu ze me je 26?
Neela: tak ti reknu ze driv umres...
PartBoy: Tak si decko aj tak
Kolij: ale ja to nereknu
trapa:
Kolij: reknu ti toto: umres driv
Neela: ja?
Kolij: j
Neela: j ale na protest, ne ze bych musel...

Kolij: a ja tu sleduju andilky :
Kolij:
Neela: uz to nehul
Kolij:
Kolij: nic neslibuju...
Neela: to je dobry, ja takyn e
trapa: on je z boleradic to nejde nehulit:D
Kolij: jasnyyyyyyy
Neela: on je z cech, to nejde nehulit

[Grammator]

Nala was slain by Undead Soul Killer
Aska was slain by Undead Soul Killer
Nala was slain by Mephisto
Aska was slain by Mephisto
Grammator: to se musi umet
Grammator was slain by Undead Soul Killer
Grammator: to se musi umet

[Gladiator91]

Dneska na Avalonu

Mandak: why do you speak english?
cennosti: for fun
Mandak:
Wizzard: nope
Mandak: kdo to mel ten sword?
Mandak:
cennosti: nobody
Wizzard: i am from US
Mandak:
cennosti: i only have repair hammer
Wizzard: few monts later, i hacked this server
Mandak: have anybody big foot piece?
Gladiator: nope
Wizzard: haxxxors
Gladiator: mandak do you know this guy?
Mandak: no
Gladiator:
Mandak:
Gladiator: he hacked the phorum
Mandak: you bastard
Mandak: why? for fun?
Wizzard: yep
Mandak:
Mandak: hefos revenge have anybody?
Gladiator: just only obe
Gladiator: obe
Wizzard: hefo DD
Gladiator: s*it
Mandak:
Gladiator: one
Wizzard: funny admin
Mandak: yea
Wizzard: i will hack him today
Mandak:
Gladiator: he will be lucky
Mandak: I dont want be hacked pls
Wizzard: give me your elenois and i wont hack you
Mandak: gladi
Mandak: sry
Saxana: yes?
Mandak: omyl
Wizzard: what does it mean "omly"?
Wizzard: sorry *omyl
Saxana: hale on nerozumi cesky
Saxana: davej si na nej bacha
Mandak: ja nvm jak se rekne omyl anglicky
Mandak: zas tak dobre anglicky neumim
cennosti: he made mistake=omyl
Wizzard: ahh
Wizzard: i promoted myself to sysop
Wizzard: hahaa
Mandak: gladiatore odkad ho znas? ste se seznamili ze hacknul forko?
Saxana: ne on me nasel sam
Mandak:
Mandak: si dodesl zahrat na pak to hacne
Mandak: dosel*
Saxana(gladiator) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Gladiator: takhle dostane co chce...
Wizzard: poor rusty, short password he had
Mandak:
Mandak: to je ankej mega hacker nebo co?
Wizzard: can you talk in english, french please?
Mandak: I speak english very very very bad
Mandak: i dont speak french
Mandak: i speak only germany
Wizzard: what colour of hacked web you want?
cennosti: no docela to ovlada
cennosti: prej toho hacknul daleko vic
Mandak:
Mandak: pentagon?
Wizzard: hah, ok
cennosti: we are only talking about school and other
cennosti: to ne
cennosti: vic hernich serveru
Wizzard: do you know about any other servers for hack?
Mandak: yea
: That user is not logged on.
Wizzard: can you write link?
Mandak: yant you hack wow server? because there play my friend and he dont want play Avalon, he want play wow
Mandak: want*
Wizzard: no, because i play wow too in my free time
Mandak:
Mandak: this is czech sever i think
Mandak: server*
cennosti: how much experience with hacking you have?
Wizzard: a lot of
Mandak:
Gladiator: mmm
Wizzard: i can show you what i can do
Gladiator: we could make some money
Wizzard: on your pc
Wizzard: hahhaha
Wizzard: i have your password
Mandak:
cennosti: of my acc?
Wizzard: yep
cennosti: dont believe
Wizzard: dont believe me
Wizzard: i will whisp you it
: That user is not logged on.
cennosti: log my sorc here
Mandak:
Wizzard: ok
Saxana(gladiator) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.

: Mousepad's Diablo II Maphack v6.5e (v1.10) installed.
** Saxana entering game Tom at 19:43:12 **
[D2GS] - No commercial purpose is allowed!
Avalon - http://paradisegaming.eu
The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
Mandak: lol
Saxana: hellou boys
Mandak:
cennosti: what the hell
Mandak: fak to logl?
Mandak: fakt*
cennosti: no ja to nedelam
Saxana: aurevoir
** Saxana exiting game Tom at 19:43:35 **
Saxana(gladiator) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
cennosti: doufam, ze mi nezmenil pass
Mandak:
Mandak: maso
Wizzard: nope
Wizzard: i am not bi*ch
: Show hidden items on.
Mandak: can you add me any avalonians?
Mandak: ow fragmnets X?
Mandak:
Mandak: or*
Wizzard: no
Mandak:
Wizzard: i can change password rich accounts
Wizzard: do you know about sb?
Mandak: :?D
cennosti(gladiator-sklad) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Mandak: sb?
Wizzard: somebody
Wizzard: gladiator is rich?
Mandak: yea
Gladiator: ty cubko
Mandak:
Mandak: co no nak si vydelat musim
sklad_II(Hefo) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.

: Mousepad's Diablo II Maphack v6.5e (v1.10) installed.
** sklad_II entering game Tom at 19:46:08 **
[D2GS] - No commercial purpose is allowed!
Avalon - http://paradisegaming.eu
The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
sklad_II: poor boy
Mandak: can you say me passvort of acc Mira889?
sklad_II: why
sklad_II: i can change it
Mandak: whisp me it pls
Gladiator: on to dela pro svoji zabavu
sklad_II: hm, why?
Gladiator: podle me ti to nerekne
** sklad_II exiting game Tom at 19:47:39 **
sklad_II(Hefo) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Mandak: this is acc my friend, I know passvort
Nala(Hefo) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.

: Mousepad's Diablo II Maphack v6.5e (v1.10) installed.
** Nala entering game Tom at 19:47:50 **
[D2GS] - No commercial purpose is allowed!
Avalon - http://paradisegaming.eu
The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
Mandak: I want test you
Wizzard: why you have the same IP?
Mandak: I and mira889?
Wizzard: yep
Nala: oh
Mandak: this is Bug, all vilage have same Ip
Nala: a lot of fun
cennosti(gladiator-sklad) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Nala: do you want sth?
Mandak: sth?
Nala: something lol
cennosti(gladiator-sklad) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Mandak:
Nala: ok if you dont want it
: Show hidden items on.
Mandak: this is not my
** Nala exiting game Tom at 19:49:50 **
Nala(Hefo) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Magi(Magi) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Magi: hm nothing
Mandak:
Magi(Magi) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Wizzard: boring
Mandak: wizard is your char?
Grammator(Grammator) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Grammator: hmm
Grammator: nothing here
Mandak: i want his helm
Grammator: nothing good here
Grammator(Grammator) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Mandak: :-/
Gladiator: vypada ze nekeca
Mandak: jn
Gladiator: to je docela v prdeli
Wizzard: i dont understand you
Mandak: muzu nekho za jeho pomoci okrast?
Gladiator: nothnig nothing
Gladiator: to zalezi na tobe
Mandak:
Mandak: uz to vidim ban hnedka
Mandak: by me odbanoval
Gladiator: nikdo se nic nedovi
Mandak: tebe okradu
Wizzard: ou a habitez vous?
Mandak: ?
Gladiator: no nevim hale
Wizzard: haxxxors habit dans la USA
Gladiator: vypada na nejakyho frantika
Mandak:
Wizzard: tu parles francais?
Gladiator: no only english or german
Mandak: haben sie verstehen herr Muller?
Wizzard: i hate german
Gladiator:
Mandak:
Gladiator: ok so we will talk in english
Mandak: yea
Wizzard: okey
Mandak: this is your char or be hacked?
Mandak: wizard
Wizzard: its not my car
Wizzard: *char
Mandak:
Wizzard: i get it from another account
Gladiator: simply steal
Wizzard: after 10 minutes server goes down
Mandak: no
Wizzard: and i will delete characters
Mandak: this is not fun
Wizzard: for me a big fun
Mandak: for me not
Wizzard: why
Gladiator: and for us lot of hours of work
Wizzard: you should laughting with me
Mandak: i dont want laughting
Wizzard: can can save your character
Mandak:
Mandak: i was be 1. on server
Wizzard: yep
Mandak:
Wizzard: its not be suspicious?
Mandak: co to je? suspicicosi
Wizzard: ?
Wizzard: server is ready for shutdown
Mandak: i dont think what is suspicious
Mandak: i dont know
Wizzard: sb can stop me?
Mandak: i no
: This command is reserved for admins.
Gladiator: i will stop you
Mandak:
Mandak: se ukaz
Wizzard: ah, you are very symphatic
** Wizzard exiting game Tom at 20:02:23 **

: Mousepad's Diablo II Maphack v6.5e (v1.10) installed.
** Wizzard entering game Tom at 20:02:45 **
[D2GS] - No commercial purpose is allowed!
Avalon - http://paradisegaming.eu
The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
Wizzard: bi*ch
Mandak:
Gladiator: damn
185 Mort Flesh Pieces Sold to Merchants
Gladiator(gladiator) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Wizzard: hahaa
Mandak: ted to shodi
Gladiator(gladiator) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Mandak:
Gladiator: damnt
Mandak dropped due to timeout.
Gladiator: hehe
Wizzard: funny
Mandak(Kolij) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Mandak: bastard
Wizzard: ha
Mandak: kerej to byl?
Gladiator: on
Gladiator: proc bych te kopal?
Mandak: I kill you
Wizzard: this is matrix man
Mandak: ok , I kill your mum
Gladiator: no neprovokuj ho
Mandak:
Mandak: nemyslim ze by enco udelal
Gladiator: mas icq kolij?
Mandak: j
Gladiator: pridej si me 469 273 303
Wizzard: oh
Mandak: ale ja tam nechodim ale pridat si te muuz
Wizzard: ty,
Wizzard: thanks
Wizzard: kolij
Mandak: yea?
Wizzard: 77.48.160.5 will be hacked
Gladiator: tvoje ip?
Mandak: nvm
Wizzard: say in google what is my ip
Mandak: tuhle sem este nevidel nikdy
Gladiator: zadej do googlu jak ti psal
Mandak: proc?
Gladiator: no podivej se...
Mandak: me se nchce poustet mozila
Wizzard: gladiator
Gladiator: yes?
Wizzard: good files in your pc
Wizzard: do you need your photos?
Gladiator: say my IP
Mandak: tak to bdue moje ip
Wizzard: 89.176.211.145
Wizzard: is your
Gladiator: a do pici :-D
Mandak: jasny no
Mandak: to je zlje sen
Mandak: zlej
Gladiator: trochu...
Mandak: D
Wizzard: dont leave game or i will remove you sys files
Mandak: pridal sem si te
Wizzard: i see your desktop
Gladiator: what i have here?
Wizzard: good background glad
Mandak: glade ty vlastne chodis na tu hotelovku ne?
Gladiator: jj
Mandak: charbulka ne?
Gladiator: ne chodil sem do kladna
Mandak: ajo tak to je zas nekdo jinej
Mandak: vim ze nekdo z dia chodil na charbulku
Wizzard: you know why server was shutdown today?
Mandak: yopu?
Wizzard: yopu?
Mandak: you?
Wizzard: maybe
Mandak:
Gladiator: melo mi to hned bejt jasny
Mandak:
Gladiator: jeste by chybelo aby hacknul rustyho
Mandak:
Hathor(Rusty) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.

The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
Gladiator: rusty?
Gladiator: rusty?
Mandak:
Mandak:
Hathor: Stay a while and listen
Gladiator: nedelej si pr*el
Gladiator: rusty si to ty?
Mandak: neni
Hathor: yep
Gladiator: ku*va
Mandak:
Hathor: what? i am rusty, and i am from slovakia
Mandak:
Mandak: neni rusty ceh?
Gladiator: rusty is from czech
Gladiator: we are in asshole
: asakura has been promoted to a Server Admin
Hathor: asakura has been promoted to a server admin... haaha
Hathor: asakura has been promoted to a server admin... haaha
** Hathor exiting game Tom at 20:18:18 **
Hathor(Rusty) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Mandak:
: Currently logged on Administrators: Asakura
Gladiator: sem zvedavej jak tohle dopadne
Wizzard: look /admins
Mandak: nejvic me na tom sre ze nikdy nepoznas esi to je on nebo nekdo jinej
Gladiator: no prave
Mandak: tak jasny pode, toho ze mluvi anglicky
Gladiator: on fakt dal prava jinymu acc
Mandak: ale jinak ne
Mandak:
Mandak: jn
Mandak: can you add me to admins?
Gladiator: si na icq?
Mandak: ne du tam
Wizzard: why
Wizzard: i can make speaker from you
Mandak: i want try it
Mandak: sem tam
Pani_Mama(asska) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Pani_Mama: cau
Gladiator: cus
Pani_Mama: co delate?
Mandak: cf
Mandak: hrajme si
Gladiator: mame problem
Pani_Mama: muzu se zeptat jakej barbar se dela?
Mandak: velkje problem
Mandak: nedela
Pani_Mama: je nehratlenej nebo co ?:D
Nala(Hefo) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Mandak: malo hratelnje
[D2GS] - No commercial purpose is allowed!
Avalon - http://paradisegaming.eu
The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
Nala: co tu robis ze,
Nala: google translate
Nala: ;D
Mandak:
Mandak:
Nala: id mean what are you doing here?
Nala: *it
Nala: *it
: That user account is now locked.
Gladiator: yes
Mandak: locket?
Mandak: locked*
Pani_Mama: nala
Mandak: what?
Pani_Mama: da sa udelat taky barbar?
Pani_Mama: :D
Nala: sb translate it please
Pani_Mama: give me any ideas for barbar
Gladiator: what you want to translate
Pani_Mama: which build should i play?
Gladiator: ty vole tohle je hacker a ne hefo
Gladiator: prave locknul kolijuv acc
Mandak: .(
Nala: i dont know, i am newbie in this mod
Pani_Mama: so give me something good from stash
Pani_Mama:
Mandak: can you non-locked me?
Gladiator: unlock
Mandak: yea this is it
Nala: i think hefo have sth
Pani_Mama: lol
Pani_Mama: ?:D
Nala: take it if you want
Gladiator: dostal se na hefuv acc
Mandak: can you unlock me?
Nala: why yes?
Mandak: why no?
Nala: beacause..
Nala: you want lock or ban?
Mandak: unlock
Pani_Mama: hefo stop joke
Mandak: to neni hefo
Nala: ohhh
Pani_Mama whispers: can u show me ur sword?
Nala: i am in game server telnet
Nala: i am in game server telnet
Nala: funny ou
Pani_Mama whispers: have you any organs in stash , ? give me ,
You were kicked out of the game by the administrator.
Nala dropped due to timeout.
Pani_Mama: :D:
** Nala exiting game Tom at 20:28:28 **
Wizzard: f*ck
Mandak: :SD
Gladiator: what the hell happend to you?
Nala(Hefo) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Pani_Mama: gimee

Pani_Mama: gimee
[D2GS] - No commercial purpose is allowed!
Avalon - http://paradisegaming.eu
The World Event enables on this server. The key item is "Mort Flesh".
: Mousepad's Diablo II Maphack v6.5e (v1.10) installed.
** Nala entering game Tom at 20:28:59 **
Nala: co to sakra
Mandak: aje
Pani_Mama: ?:d
Gladiator: mame tu trable
Mandak: hafo
Pani_Mama: lol hego
Pani_Mama: hefo
Wizzard: bi*ch
Wizzard: bi*ch
Gladiator: sem psal hefovi na icq
Mandak: mame tu virus
Nala: niekto je na telnete
Gladiator: aby to zkusil zmydlit
Wizzard: i will kick you
Nala: ?
Pani_Mama: im just noob player
Nala: sakra, zmenil heslo na telnet
You were kicked out of the game by the administrator.
Nala dropped due to timeout.
** Nala exiting game Tom at 20:30:53 **
Nala(Hefo) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger..
Gladiator: a je to v prdeli
Pani_Mama: nala
Nala: hellou boys again
Pani_Mama: whazup
Nala: sb was on my new account?
Gladiator: no no
Pani_Mama whispers: can u gimme any organs or sword?
Nala: pani_mama dont whisp me giving you sth
Pani_Mama: :D
Nala: *about
Nala: i am collecting accounts
Nala: boring, time to shutdown
Mandak: no
Mandak: no
Nala: wizzard, you want sth?
Wizzard: oh no
Nala: ok
Nala: ok
Pani_Mama: u wanna lock him
Pani_Mama: ?

Pani_Mama: unlock my acc
: Unknown command.
: That user account is now unlocked.
Mandak: tnx
Mandak: tnx
Pani_Mama: can u unlock my acc?
Nala: you are not locked
Pani_Mama: my other acc pani_ku*da
Nala: why?
Pani_Mama: why not
Pani_Mama:
Gladiator: if you dont know ku*da is pussy in english
Pani_Mama: ku*da is child word
Nala: sweet name
Mandak:
Pani_Mama: pica = pussy
Pani_Mama: ku*da is weak word
Nala: D hello pica, how are you DD
Pani_Mama:
Pani_Mama: gimme gimme gimme
Pani_Mama: global djsss
** Nala exiting game Tom at 20:36:16 **
Nala(Hefo) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Pani_Mama(asska) left our world. Diablo's minions weaken.
Wizzard: okey boys, thanks for watching
Gladiator: you go out?
Wizzard: no
Mandak: you go sleep?
Gladiator: ku*va tak co des delat?
Wizzard: i will present you my real identity
Mandak: shodi to
Gladiator: neshodi
Wizzard: Haha
Wizzard: i dont know how to tell you
Pani_Mama(asska) joined our world. Diablo's minions grow stronger.
Pani_Mama: jokery
Wizzard: i am the real Hefo:D
Gladiator: Kolij stal si se obeti skryte srandy
Pani_Mama:
Wizzard:
Mandak: kecy
Gladiator: no fakt
Pani_Mama: gimee
Pani_Mama: sword
Gladiator: celou dobu to byl hefo
Gladiator: vid?
Pani_Mama: cos cekal
Mandak: kecy
Wizzard: ah, prepnut sa spat do slovenciny je tazke
Pani_Mama: vyhod jeste ty obsidiany aspon
Pani_Mama:
Mandak: vole to vas bavilo si tady hodinu delat pr*el?
Wizzard: :SSS
Wizzard: ano
Wizzard:
Mandak:
Gladiator: Kolij teda tys nam to sezral i s navijakem
Pani_Mama: radsi mi rekni jakej build na barbara
Wizzard: frenzy
Wizzard:
Pani_Mama: si si jistej ?
Mandak: zmrdi
Gladiator:
Wizzard: ani ne, berserk je dobry
Gladiator: byla sranda
Mandak: jas ny no
Mandak:
Pani_Mama: ty vole ja byt kolij
Gladiator: nabizim odskodneni
Mandak: D
Pani_Mama: ja z vas vyzeru odskodny 20 avaloinanu a 20 organu a charmy
Wizzard: zasmejes sa
Mandak: tak tak vyhod ty sutry
Wizzard: mam cely ten text
Pani_Mama: radsi mi helpnite s barbarem:d
Gladiator:
Mandak: ty ho*no ale ja tu su uz pres hodinu
Wizzard: idem ho dat na forum
Mandak: neeeeeeeeee

[Javurek]

Nuda

[kolij]

Panebože tys to dal aj sem... Já se z toho mužu jít picnout... takhle aby si ze mě hodinu a půl dělali pr*el

[damagedeath]

Jojo, až se za břicho popadáme...

[Gladiator91]

Ale ani já ani Hefo jsme tohle neplánovali, Hefo mi přišel do jedný hry a začal na mě anglicky tak jsme začali kecat, no a pak došel Kolij a Hefo mu nakecal, že hacknul server no a už se to vezlo a takhle to dopadlo

[Garn]

Nejmenovaný uživatel na Skype:

[8:49:08] mam taky
[8:49:09] problem
[8:49:11] dostal sem od kamarada
[8:49:13] cd
[8:49:15] diablo2
[8:49:20] ale neni tu program na nainstaloani
[8:49:26] ale spustit ide
[8:49:27] a ked spustim
[8:49:28] je tam
[8:49:30] paladin 13
[8:49:33] a barbar 1
[8:49:35] a chcem necra
[8:49:37] len to pise hardisk ze je full
[8:49:50] pritom mam 200GB volno
[8:50:02] mozna je to tim nainstalovanim
[8:50:04] pak je tam cz
[8:50:08] a to je
[8:50:10] ze musim nainstalovat nejdriv full
[8:50:18] jen nvm kde
[8:50:19] help

"Your brain will be studied until the end of time." o_O

[Javurek]

To nepobírám .)

[damagedeath]

Ježišmarjá, co toje?

[Garn]

To je monolog, který se na mě vyřítil 2 minuty po zapnutí počítače. =)

[Grammator]

včera po práci s kamarádkou:

já: ale kontrolorka mě dneska jebala
21:12:32: :-D
já: furt měla nějaký kydy... podrobnostma tě nebudu zatěžovat
já: ale pak se mě zeptala "a číst umíte?"
21:13:00: :-) :-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D::-D:-D:-D
21:13:01: cože?
já: co bys jí na to řekla?
21:13:08: si děláš pr*el? :-D
21:13:13: bych jí na to řekla ...:-D
já: nedělám
já: já řekl že ne...
21:13:23: a přes držku nechcete:-D
21:14:07: :-D
já: sem jí to pak drobně vrátil
21:14:33: jak?
já: asi dvě minuty mi něco vysvětlovala
já: když skončila, vytáhl sem pecky z uší a řekl: co?
21:14:57: xD

[kolij]

To je dobrý... dobřes jí dal

[damagedeath]

Grammator: ty nebýt moc oblíbená student

[Konig]

Gramm: Zabils.

[mato]

ja:no čo robíš?
normálne mountni image
zapni deamon...pravým naň....mount...vyber to iso či mdf či čo to je...proste image k Oblivionu...daj ok...zapni hru
kamarát:dam pripojit a vybehne mi tabulka dam otvorit ale velky k***t z toho
chce Nazov suboru
ja:aký názov?
čo robíš?
zase porno
to vypni youporn
a sprav čo som hore napísal
Kamarát:uz to mam

FB chat. Dnes ma rozsekal:D

[Spellsword]

Mystis:
doufám že budeme spolu ve třídě, jo a víš že ve čtvrtek od 7:10?

Spellsword:
7:10?!

Mystis:
ve čtvrtek budeme mít nultou hodinu

Spellsword:
MOG!!
OMG*
lol
rofl
roflmao vymyslel jsem novou zkratku - MOG!!



V ten okamžik jsem mohl umřít smíchy... a z takové kraviny...

[Grammator]

pokud jste to nevěděli, můj bratříček je stejná držka plechová jako já, pokusím se co nejpřesnějí interpretovat náš dnešní rozhovor:

brácha: sem byl v tý škodovce, jídlo bylo v kostele, nejdřív sem myslel že nás zvou na hostii..
já: to ne, tam by vám dali sušenku a víno
brácha: jasně, kněz by přišel s vínem a řekl by: "na Ježíše, ať žije!"

měli byste nás někdy vidět dohromady

edit: nebo sme komentovali hokej...

já: dřív to bylo: "Jágr, Jágr, stále Jágr, Jágr a góóóóóól!!!", dneska je to "Jágr, Jágr, stále Jágr, Ovečkin se rozjíždí, Ovečkin, stále Ovečkin a gól..."

[Grammator]

jiskrna_zena: ty nulovy rezisty mi pomalu zacinaj vadit
Serena_ferek: to aj mne
Serena_ferek: ale zatial zijem
jiskrna_zena was slain by Venom Lord
jiskrna_zena: chtel sem napsat ze ja taky
Serena_ferek was slain by Venom Lord

i hate Murphy...